I have a few pet peeves. I’m an old guy, so I’ve got decades of things that annoy and irritate me. I’m also old enough that many of the things that annoy and irritate me, I’ve simply grown to accept. I’m not going to change them, nor can I stop people from doing them. It … Continue reading A Few Pet Peeves
Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 8
Ok – no joke – this actually happened at a WaWa the other day, and I can’t stop thinking about it. So I was getting my coffee, and I like my WaWa coffee just so, and I was next to another guy who was also getting ready for the day ahead. He was also dressed … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 8
28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……)
28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……) and Infinite Confusion I consider myself a smart man. By “smart” I mean I know how to read a tape measure.I know how to do basic arithmetic.I can convert fractions into decimals.And I can figure out basic logic. But sometimes, despite thinking I’m a smart man, there are times … Continue reading 28 Ounces. Zero Calories (If ……)
Who Needs a Table?
Sometimes it isn’t the food. Sometimes it isn’t the company. Sometimes it isn’t even the location. And every once in a while… You hit the trifecta. The food. The company. The location. Those are the meals you remember. Sure, you can drop $200 at some fancy-smancy restaurant where the waiter explains your mashed potatoes like … Continue reading Who Needs a Table?
It’s All In The Name – redone
And they are doing it wrong. WRONG – WRONG – WRONG!!! Disclaimer – I pride myself on rarely using curse words. Even in my very (VERY) vulgar poems that I have written for friends and family, I don’t actually curse. I may reference a curse word, and you know exactly what word is coming in … Continue reading It’s All In The Name – redone
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 7
Went to bed last night later than usual. 9:47 p.m. I know... right? As I grabbed the remote to turn off the TV, I caught a commercial for a perfume. Or was it cologne? Perfume. Cologne. Potato. Potato. This commercial... seriously? It featured a guy in his mid-20s with the body of a Greek god … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 7
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 6
Letters. Letters. Letters. No consistency. NONE. Just random letters running around acting all willy-nilly. No rules. No regulations. IT'S TOTAL CHAOS. Let me explain. You know when you're at a football game and the cheerleader yells, "Give me a ____!" or "Give me an ____!" and everybody yells the letter back? Here's what keeps me … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 6
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 5
In This Corner... Sometimes a rivalry goes on for so long that there is only one way to settle it. Somebody's gotta get punched. You know the kind of rivalry I'm talking about. The smiles are fake. The compliments are forced. They pretend the other one doesn't even exist. "Oh...them? We don't pay any attention … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 5
Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 4
Dozing off the other night, jeez, I had a craving for a salmon sandwich. Now, not your ordinary sandwich, but a salmon sandwich from this place I used to go to. Let me tell you about it. Raw salmon, romain lettuce, capers and a type of mustard sauce (I don’t remember what type of mustard … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake at Night – Part 4
Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 3: Hamsters
In my blog, I did a whole series about my life as a girl-dad. Perhaps you read one of them. Hopefully you read all 8 of them. Yes – eight. If you did – then thank you. There are no prizes, but huge respect. But lately I’ve just been having thoughts that keep me up … Continue reading Things That Keep Me Awake – Part 3: Hamsters
My Take on Life and Events 